judge: sir, you are being charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing an illegal drugs…what do you gotta say for yourself?
me: i activate mirror force! now you will be charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing of illegal drugs.
judge:
me:
(via cacnea)
tumblr dot com where a picture of fried chicken or a glass of milk gets a trigger warning request but if you ask people to tone down their incest fantasies you get yelled at, cool website #1
(via president-hindenburg)
scaryhussiesandnicedavesprites:
last christmas
i gave you my pon
but the very next day
you gave it a wei
(via president-hindenburg)
taylor swift as a coursing river
taylor force of a great typhoon
taylor strength of a raging fire
taylor mysterious as the dark side of the moon
(Source: felicitysworthington, via boxotron)
:
what just happened?
Why the hell did I start laughing half way through this?
What is life
O____o what the fuck
… I—
sometimes there’s a lot of things wrong with tumblr
u ok internet
this is kind of really fucking terrifying
This made me so nervous. I was extremely tense the whole time.
what the fuck
i give you a hamburger
i think something is seriously wrong with me because i couldn’t stop laughing (and then i really lost it at “a small library in phoenix ceases to exist” for some reason)
THE WORLD IS IN SEPIA
(Source: shiranuiamaterasu, via iamlikepowder)
eti1:
kokoniiru replied to your post: senior year: first impressions
expecting to see people who graduated in the hallways.. reading that just hit a sensitive spotExcept when you go to art and you’re all “oh, I should boil some water for David”. And then you actually see David.
David stayed to see me in art, and I kid myself that he was actually in Year II again. Ugh.
YOU GUYS THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF ME MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
BUT YOU CAN’T.
cosmo tip #678: when your partner is at the height of their arousal lean into their ear and whisper “have you noticed me now, senpai”
(via mediocreprincess)
an exercise in the absurd
